Will Ron Paul’s enthusiastic following with humans translate into a canine election upset? If there’s enough demand, we might have to print Ron Paul bandanas.

The Republicans want to dig because they know there’s great stuff out there for us to find. And because they love America. Smelling like dead fish is what America’s all about. So let’s dig at the beach. We’ll find great stuff, I just know it.

The argument went something like this:
Stella - You’re only voting for Barack because it’s cool.
Barley - Not so. He’s the more handsome candidate. That’s reason enough.
Stella - Aren’t you concerned with national security? McCain knows way more about foreign policy. Where would we be right now if everyone voted against the surge, like [...]