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Britney Spears and John McCain doggie kiss

By Barley • Aug 10th, 2008 • Category: Barleyblogger's Dogosphere, Features

Paris Hilton was the first to respond to John McCain’s ridiculous Obama-as-celebrity ad, but the real punch line was delivered by Britney Spears. I can see some of her in our new editorialist, Raffles, in her “unwavering loyalty to Bush.”

The Bush administration has forced us into an age of political cynicism, with the rise of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert, and culminating in The Dog Vote. If a dog is taking a whack at McCain for comparing Obama’s supposed vacuousness to Britney’s, then where are we as a nation?

She talks to “Tucker Carlson” and stakes her claim to the Vice Presidency. Her application: a wet, dog-style tonguing to, it looks like, McCain’s lower lip.

I’m not saying that she’s not qualified for the job. I mean, she admits that she doesn’t “go home and have orgies, or anything like that.” But we at The Dog Vote are calling for more vetting. Consider the many bitches she’s had over the years from various fathers! We’re not smearing, just stating the facts.

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Barley is is an exuberant and large goldendoodle. He enjoys listening to Chris Matthews and Keith Oberman while he naps.
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