Doggie Electoral Map - What’s the Matter with Kansas?
By Stella • Jul 16th, 2008 • Category: Data Analysis, Features, Most PopularAnd Pennsylvania?
And New Mexico?
And Florida?
Why are you dogs not voting? As I study the Doggie Electoral Map, I am fascinated by the early returns of the 2008 presidential election. Or, rather, the lack thereof in many of the key battleground states. If you are from one of the states where a dog has yet to cast a ballot, YOUR ONE VOTE WILL CARRY THE ENTIRE STATE. Yes, you, Chihuahua in California, could bring home a whopping 55 ELECTORAL VOTES for your candidate at this point in the race. I promise I’m not just advising this because my man McCain is down in the vote count right now (although all you Mutts for McCain better get on the ball soon!)
It’s crazy, and this opportunity won’t last forever. I advise any politically-leaning puppy-dogs out there to follow Al Capone’s sage advice: Vote early. Vote often.
Let’s Bark the Vote!
Stella is a feisty little mutt rescued from the local pound. She's suspected to have roots in the Poodle and Welsh Terrier ancestries, though this is purely speculation.
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That’s just great, let’s encourage DOGS to create voter fraud! Do you think people aren’t doing enough of that so the dogs need to give a helping…paw?
My dog was smart enough to vote for Ron Paul, too bad he’s smarter than most humans!
“I advise any politically-leaning puppy-dogs out there to follow Al Capone’s sage advice: Vote early. Vote often.”