Barack Obama has zero dogs. John McCain has four. By my calculations, that makes McCain seventeen million hundred percent more America-loving than Obama.

Obama leads in the Doggie Electoral College 367 - 46, which means we have tons of McCain bandanas to sell…

The Dog Vote’s day-by-day coverage of the Republican and Democratic conventions.

Some are floating congressman Chet Edwards as an underdog pick for Barack Obama’s vice presidential pick.

Will Ron Paul’s enthusiastic following with humans translate into a canine election upset? If there’s enough demand, we might have to print Ron Paul bandanas.

Article 1, section 1, line 1 for that piece of legislation: Hyper-fast, cannon-armed NFL quarterbacks are prohibited from owning pit bulls.

Paris Hilton was the first to respond to John McCain’s ridiculous Obama-as-celebrity ad, but the real punch line was delivered by Britney Spears.

Two emerging, authoritarian world powers were on display Friday. What will dogs’ place be in the new world order?

Dogs are chick (or dude) magnets. Dogs with “Obama Dog” or “McCain Dog” bandanas are superconductor magnets.

The recent frenzy over Barack Obama’s depiction as a Muslim on The New Yorker cover got me thinking about discrimination. Not white v. black, rather human v. dog.