The Dog Vote

The fate of our nation lies in their paws.

 

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Barney the dog and Duane the “Dog” for McCain’s VP

By Raffles • Aug 22nd, 2008 • Category: Articles, Most Popular, The Raffles Report

Everyone’s waiting for Obama to text us his VP pick. I have my telegraph machine ready for when McCain announces his pick.



Digging = Great

By Raffles • Aug 7th, 2008 • Category: Features, Most Popular, The Raffles Report

The Republicans want to dig because they know there’s great stuff out there for us to find. And because they love America. Smelling like dead fish is what America’s all about. So let’s dig at the beach. We’ll find great stuff, I just know it.